The Dali Grind: Surreal Stories about Real Jobs
Have you ever had a work experience that was funny, bizarre, or just plain awful? Share your experience so we can all laugh at those who frustrated you. Email us your stories at daligrind@att.net and we'll post the choicest ones. We don't publish real names of you, your coworkers or your employer.
Saturday, February 05, 2005
  STORY: A New Use for Excel

My boss was starting a fiber-heavy diet, since he suffered chronic constipation. He asked me to create an Excel spreadsheet so we could track the frequency and density of his bowel movements. Every time he went to the bathroom to poop he’d describe it to me so I could enter the time, date and characteristics in the spreadsheet. 

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